1 00:01:46,998 --> 00:01:48,624 That was my favorite when I was a kid. 2 00:01:48,649 --> 00:01:49,692 Get ready. 3 00:01:50,106 --> 00:01:52,275 I’m gonna eat your banana now! 4 00:01:59,327 --> 00:02:00,536 Oh, yes! 5 00:02:12,181 --> 00:02:13,181 Ah, yes! 6 00:02:15,414 --> 00:02:16,414 Ah, yes! 7 00:02:16,857 --> 00:02:17,942 Oh, Bruce! 8 00:02:18,402 --> 00:02:19,402 So good! 9 00:02:20,766 --> 00:02:22,017 Who’s Bruce? 10 00:02:22,089 --> 00:02:23,257 The name of my penis. 11 00:02:24,142 --> 00:02:25,541 Why Bruce? 12 00:02:26,035 --> 00:02:27,979 Bruce. Bruce Banner. 13 00:02:28,590 --> 00:02:29,841 Because when he gets worked up, 14 00:02:29,887 --> 00:02:31,305 he grows hard. 15 00:02:31,454 --> 00:02:32,454 Like the Hulk! 16 00:02:33,034 --> 00:02:34,284 Good thing he doesn’t turn 17 00:02:34,309 --> 00:02:35,602 green. 18 00:02:48,356 --> 00:02:49,565 Wait, wait, wait. 19 00:02:49,907 --> 00:02:50,907 Huh? 20 00:02:53,611 --> 00:02:54,611 Okay. 21 00:04:13,711 --> 00:04:14,711 Oh, yes! 22 00:04:26,933 --> 00:04:27,933 Oh, yes! 23 00:04:33,648 --> 00:04:34,648 Oh, yes! 24 00:04:41,948 --> 00:04:43,199 - Yeah! - Oh, yes! 25 00:04:44,659 --> 00:04:45,659 Oh, yes! 26 00:04:47,829 --> 00:04:48,829 Oh, yes! 27 00:05:06,014 --> 00:05:07,015 Oh, yes! 28 00:05:13,521 --> 00:05:14,564 Oh, yes! 29 00:05:37,295 --> 00:05:38,463 Oh, yes! 30 00:05:42,633 --> 00:05:43,633 Oh, yes! 31 00:05:44,886 --> 00:05:46,262 - Oh, yes! - Yeah! 32 00:05:48,639 --> 00:05:49,639 Oh, yeah! 33 00:05:53,770 --> 00:05:54,812 Oh, yes! 34 00:06:01,152 --> 00:06:02,236 - Yeah. - Yes. 35 00:06:24,342 --> 00:06:25,342 Oh, yes! 36 00:06:32,433 --> 00:06:33,433 Oh, yes! 37 00:06:37,897 --> 00:06:38,897 Oh, yes! 38 00:06:55,942 --> 00:06:57,194 Thank goodness. 39 00:06:58,979 --> 00:07:01,023 So you like it rough, huh? 40 00:07:01,048 --> 00:07:02,130 Yup! 41 00:07:21,705 --> 00:07:22,705 Hey! 42 00:07:24,474 --> 00:07:26,476 Who are you imagining this time? 43 00:07:27,350 --> 00:07:30,248 I'm having sex with VMX stars, Dad. 44 00:07:30,669 --> 00:07:31,669 Really? 45 00:07:32,466 --> 00:07:33,466 You don’t know, Dad? 46 00:07:33,852 --> 00:07:36,479 I’ve been using your VMX subscription. 47 00:07:40,608 --> 00:07:41,608 Uh… 48 00:07:42,115 --> 00:07:43,575 how many rounds? 49 00:07:44,287 --> 00:07:45,287 Just two. 50 00:07:45,599 --> 00:07:46,766 I can’t go all out. 51 00:07:47,189 --> 00:07:48,189 You know why. 52 00:07:48,440 --> 00:07:49,440 Susan, right? 53 00:07:50,340 --> 00:07:52,094 She really makes you feel guilty. 54 00:07:52,321 --> 00:07:53,923 She’ll guilt-trip you even more. 55 00:07:53,967 --> 00:07:55,247 And you two are getting married. 56 00:07:56,310 --> 00:07:57,435 I don’t know, Dad. 57 00:07:57,460 --> 00:07:58,878 Every time I’m with Susan, 58 00:08:00,186 --> 00:08:01,729 I just want to, 59 00:08:02,741 --> 00:08:05,076 you know, make love with her. 60 00:08:07,368 --> 00:08:09,078 Her lips—they’re great to kiss. 61 00:08:09,127 --> 00:08:10,837 Her neck—it’s nice to… 62 00:08:12,214 --> 00:08:13,214 smell. 63 00:08:13,792 --> 00:08:15,067 - And her… - Whoops! 64 00:08:15,092 --> 00:08:16,777 - Okay! Okay! - Brrrr! 65 00:08:16,960 --> 00:08:18,753 Stop it. Stop it, son. 66 00:08:18,778 --> 00:08:19,821 Easy, easy. I get it. 67 00:08:19,846 --> 00:08:20,846 I already understand. 68 00:08:20,972 --> 00:08:21,972 You're still on about it. 69 00:08:22,974 --> 00:08:25,352 But she said everything should wait until after the wedding, 70 00:08:25,695 --> 00:08:27,295 that we should save it for the honeymoon. 71 00:08:28,421 --> 00:08:31,215 So all my fantasies, I keep them in my dreams. 72 00:08:31,848 --> 00:08:32,890 Then hurry it up already. 73 00:08:32,915 --> 00:08:34,333 Why is your wedding 74 00:08:34,697 --> 00:08:35,865 still set for next year? 75 00:08:36,029 --> 00:08:37,149 I want a grandchild already. 76 00:08:37,190 --> 00:08:38,440 And I want to enjoy that 77 00:08:38,465 --> 00:08:40,801 VMX subscription on my own. 78 00:08:41,119 --> 00:08:42,675 Dad, remember? 79 00:08:43,386 --> 00:08:46,431 I need to graduate from law first before Susan and I get married. 80 00:08:46,642 --> 00:08:48,869 You’ll pass. I’m sure. 81 00:08:48,894 --> 00:08:51,084 You’ve been doing that for years, repeating it again and again. 82 00:08:51,108 --> 00:08:53,677 Actually, you’ve practically memorized the law. 83 00:08:53,959 --> 00:08:55,543 Ah, uh… 84 00:08:56,205 --> 00:08:58,175 I just don’t want to prioritize— 85 00:08:59,178 --> 00:09:00,388 over my goals. 86 00:09:00,473 --> 00:09:01,473 Son… 87 00:09:01,814 --> 00:09:03,358 not that I’m pushing you. 88 00:09:04,134 --> 00:09:05,134 That’s called, 89 00:09:05,561 --> 00:09:07,355 “mani-feasting.” 90 00:09:08,687 --> 00:09:09,914 Uh, Dad, 91 00:09:09,980 --> 00:09:10,980 maybe you mean… 92 00:09:11,398 --> 00:09:12,482 manifesting? 93 00:09:13,015 --> 00:09:14,599 Mani-feasting. 94 00:09:14,806 --> 00:09:17,350 Because you’re feasting on all the clits you see on VMX. 95 00:09:19,841 --> 00:09:20,841 Wow, Dad. 96 00:09:20,866 --> 00:09:22,158 You’re a comedian now? 97 00:09:22,252 --> 00:09:23,252 Gen-Z level! 98 00:09:23,592 --> 00:09:24,609 You unbelievable kid. 99 00:09:24,634 --> 00:09:27,258 You took so long to graduate, I became a Gen-Z. 100 00:09:27,283 --> 00:09:28,616 When are you really graduating? 101 00:09:28,650 --> 00:09:29,952 I want a grandchild already. 102 00:09:30,083 --> 00:09:31,293 Good thing Susan’s doing well. 103 00:09:34,935 --> 00:09:36,020 All rise. 104 00:09:37,299 --> 00:09:38,299 Let's stand. 105 00:09:41,000 --> 00:09:42,433 the honorable judge 106 00:09:42,874 --> 00:09:45,139 Judge Lapuz, presiding. 107 00:09:51,288 --> 00:09:52,660 Be seated. 108 00:09:53,819 --> 00:09:54,904 Take a seat. 109 00:09:57,461 --> 00:09:58,545 Read the verdict. 110 00:10:00,084 --> 00:10:03,461 This court has determined, 111 00:10:03,486 --> 00:10:07,240 that the accused, Mr. Rogelio Alfaro, 112 00:10:07,382 --> 00:10:08,964 also known as Boy Kindat, 113 00:10:09,383 --> 00:10:10,884 is guilty 114 00:10:11,180 --> 00:10:13,557 of selling minors. 115 00:10:13,698 --> 00:10:15,450 He is hereby sentenced, 116 00:10:15,503 --> 00:10:19,883 to ten years of imprisonment per victim. 117 00:10:21,092 --> 00:10:22,886 This court is adjourned. 118 00:10:23,744 --> 00:10:24,744 We’ll fight this. 119 00:10:24,846 --> 00:10:25,846 Just trust me. 120 00:10:25,931 --> 00:10:26,931 We’ll fight, okay? 121 00:10:34,131 --> 00:10:35,507 You shameless lawyer. 122 00:10:36,218 --> 00:10:37,636 You’ll pay for this. 123 00:10:38,193 --> 00:10:39,193 Let’s go. 124 00:10:56,177 --> 00:10:57,512 Sorry, love. 125 00:10:58,371 --> 00:10:59,371 Kiss me. 126 00:11:00,850 --> 00:11:02,143 I got stuck in traffic. 127 00:11:02,420 --> 00:11:03,920 Someone was crossing. 128 00:11:03,945 --> 00:11:05,071 A motorcycle hit him. 129 00:11:05,561 --> 00:11:06,646 That’s why it got traffic. 130 00:11:06,979 --> 00:11:08,439 You said you were close? 131 00:11:08,548 --> 00:11:09,548 Yeah, 132 00:11:09,796 --> 00:11:11,089 but I was the one who got hit. 133 00:11:12,239 --> 00:11:13,824 Don’t get mad now. 134 00:11:14,520 --> 00:11:16,438 It’ll ruin our celebration. 135 00:11:16,744 --> 00:11:17,996 Wait, 136 00:11:18,472 --> 00:11:20,057 is it a double celebration? 137 00:11:20,834 --> 00:11:22,919 Are you graduating for good? 138 00:11:23,366 --> 00:11:25,786 Uh, what was your case again? 139 00:11:28,357 --> 00:11:29,817 Anti-trafficking. 140 00:11:30,533 --> 00:11:31,533 That’s tough. 141 00:11:31,783 --> 00:11:33,243 You really are an amazing lawyer. 142 00:11:33,569 --> 00:11:35,560 That’s why you graduated before me. 143 00:11:35,885 --> 00:11:39,597 Daddy always reminds me of that at the end of every school year. 144 00:11:40,694 --> 00:11:41,694 He always says, 145 00:11:42,074 --> 00:11:43,575 he wished we graduated together. 146 00:11:45,627 --> 00:11:46,628 You know what? 147 00:11:47,259 --> 00:11:49,844 I’m actually impressed whenever your dad asks you things. 148 00:11:49,869 --> 00:11:51,230 If you already graduated? 149 00:11:51,754 --> 00:11:54,340 Even that second year of yours when you didn’t graduate? 150 00:11:55,389 --> 00:11:57,116 He really thought I got pregnant. 151 00:11:57,175 --> 00:11:58,552 Dad was so excited that time. 152 00:11:59,052 --> 00:12:01,138 Why was that the first reason you thought of? 153 00:12:01,763 --> 00:12:05,308 You know, my mom almost kicked me out because she said I was sinful? 154 00:12:05,642 --> 00:12:08,519 At least now, you won’t think of any diversionary tactic— 155 00:12:08,544 --> 00:12:10,045 I’m still not graduating. 156 00:12:10,730 --> 00:12:11,730 Huh? 157 00:12:12,357 --> 00:12:14,722 But Dean gave me a makeup test. 158 00:12:15,277 --> 00:12:17,946 Maybe you can help me review. 159 00:12:19,197 --> 00:12:21,408 I really want to, love, but… 160 00:12:22,325 --> 00:12:23,994 I’m still handling a case. 161 00:12:24,870 --> 00:12:25,870 But fine, 162 00:12:26,037 --> 00:12:27,539 I’ll find time tonight. 163 00:12:27,998 --> 00:12:29,207 Um... 164 00:12:30,227 --> 00:12:32,229 No need, love. You’ll just lose sleep. 165 00:12:32,627 --> 00:12:33,670 I’ll ask Jim instead. 166 00:12:35,720 --> 00:12:38,222 You're always sticking up for that Jim's monkey business, huh? 167 00:12:39,092 --> 00:12:40,677 You know how that guy is. 168 00:12:41,678 --> 00:12:42,846 - But okay, - No, he's good. 169 00:12:43,680 --> 00:12:45,855 if you think he can help you, 170 00:12:45,880 --> 00:12:46,932 that’s fine. 171 00:12:47,790 --> 00:12:49,875 What matters is you graduate this year. 172 00:12:51,271 --> 00:12:53,440 Hmmm, no. 173 00:12:54,149 --> 00:12:56,067 I don't want to get daddy's hopes up again. 174 00:12:56,902 --> 00:12:58,486 Whatever the test result is, 175 00:12:59,154 --> 00:13:00,363 I’ll be the one to tell him. 176 00:13:00,572 --> 00:13:01,572 Order! 177 00:13:02,240 --> 00:13:03,240 Are you ordering? 178 00:13:03,283 --> 00:13:04,283 I object! 179 00:13:06,536 --> 00:13:08,288 Ah, uh… 180 00:13:08,538 --> 00:13:09,706 same as always. 181 00:13:09,873 --> 00:13:12,542 But can you give us some wine first? 182 00:13:13,668 --> 00:13:15,162 Just to ease the stress. 183 00:13:21,801 --> 00:13:22,844 Careful, love. 184 00:13:28,016 --> 00:13:29,601 So it’s really just for stress, huh? 185 00:13:29,809 --> 00:13:31,019 Seems like it worked. 186 00:13:32,020 --> 00:13:33,020 You’re too much. 187 00:13:35,398 --> 00:13:37,309 - Oh, hey, hey. - Careful, love. Careful. 188 00:13:37,943 --> 00:13:39,669 - Hey! - Good evening, Uncle. 189 00:13:39,694 --> 00:13:40,839 Looks like he’s had a lot, huh? 190 00:13:40,863 --> 00:13:42,031 He had two wines. 191 00:13:42,114 --> 00:13:43,131 Oh really? 192 00:13:43,156 --> 00:13:44,574 Just two glasses then? 193 00:13:45,268 --> 00:13:46,446 Two bottles. 194 00:13:46,701 --> 00:13:48,453 He barely even ate. 195 00:13:49,117 --> 00:13:50,117 Wait, 196 00:13:50,142 --> 00:13:51,184 are you celebrating? 197 00:13:51,839 --> 00:13:52,839 Is that right, son? 198 00:13:53,338 --> 00:13:54,358 Yes. 199 00:13:54,417 --> 00:13:55,417 Yes. 200 00:13:55,768 --> 00:13:57,352 Huh. You’re celebrating? 201 00:13:57,420 --> 00:13:59,297 Meaning you have something to celebrate? 202 00:14:00,048 --> 00:14:01,823 At last! My son! 203 00:14:04,970 --> 00:14:06,096 Dad… 204 00:14:07,722 --> 00:14:09,224 we’re getting married 205 00:14:09,497 --> 00:14:10,664 by the end of the month. 206 00:14:10,772 --> 00:14:12,537 - Wooh! - Really? 207 00:14:12,759 --> 00:14:14,498 You’re getting married? 208 00:14:14,646 --> 00:14:16,193 And I’m finally getting a grandchild? 209 00:14:18,013 --> 00:14:19,453 Congratulations! 210 00:14:20,068 --> 00:14:21,068 Congratulations! 211 00:14:21,152 --> 00:14:22,821 Congratulations! At last! 212 00:14:23,738 --> 00:14:24,965 Ah, uh… 213 00:14:24,990 --> 00:14:27,033 - Uncle, I’ll go ahead. - Oh, okay. 214 00:14:27,677 --> 00:14:29,302 Wait, just call me Daddy instead. 215 00:14:29,327 --> 00:14:29,953 - Daddy it is. - Daddy Red. 216 00:14:29,954 --> 00:14:31,638 - Sorry, Daddy Red. - Yes, Daddy. 217 00:14:31,663 --> 00:14:32,663 Uhmm, Love. 218 00:14:32,831 --> 00:14:34,071 I’ll just call you later, okay? 219 00:14:34,249 --> 00:14:35,709 - Bye, I love you. - Okay, love. 220 00:14:40,099 --> 00:14:42,635 Come on. Let’s go. Geez... 221 00:14:42,743 --> 00:14:44,092 I thought I’d pass out. 222 00:14:44,256 --> 00:14:45,256 Come on. 223 00:14:45,472 --> 00:14:46,472 My son. 224 00:14:46,516 --> 00:14:49,007 At last! Wooh! Finally, something! 225 00:14:54,811 --> 00:14:55,812 Love… 226 00:14:56,855 --> 00:14:58,523 your sketchbook, 227 00:14:59,423 --> 00:15:00,633 you left it in the car. 228 00:15:02,777 --> 00:15:03,777 Susan. 229 00:15:08,533 --> 00:15:09,533 Oops. 230 00:15:10,285 --> 00:15:11,285 It fell. 231 00:15:13,330 --> 00:15:14,497 Let me get it for you. 232 00:15:15,623 --> 00:15:16,623 Okay. 233 00:15:51,284 --> 00:15:52,952 Oh, yes. 234 00:15:57,457 --> 00:15:59,918 Oh, yes. 235 00:16:01,503 --> 00:16:02,503 Oh, yes. 236 00:20:24,849 --> 00:20:25,849 Hey! 237 00:20:29,562 --> 00:20:30,688 - Dad. - Seriously? 238 00:20:31,037 --> 00:20:33,012 Who’s that? VMX? 239 00:20:33,111 --> 00:20:34,116 Ah, no. 240 00:20:34,141 --> 00:20:35,141 Uh, Susan. 241 00:20:43,733 --> 00:20:45,650 Really, huh? Susan? 242 00:20:47,914 --> 00:20:49,165 Susan’s calling. 243 00:20:49,530 --> 00:20:50,530 Mhmm. 244 00:20:53,211 --> 00:20:54,962 Woah! Wait! 245 00:20:55,686 --> 00:20:57,064 - If you come closer, I might snip that. - Hey, hey, hey. 246 00:20:57,088 --> 00:20:58,254 Sorry, Dad. Sorry. 247 00:20:58,279 --> 00:21:00,501 The sausage downstairs might get burned. 248 00:21:04,847 --> 00:21:06,140 Good morning, Love! 249 00:21:06,974 --> 00:21:09,852 Love, your sketchbook— you left it in the car last night. 250 00:21:09,917 --> 00:21:12,405 Yeah. Uh, about last night. 251 00:21:12,441 --> 00:21:13,730 - Uhhm. - Also about 252 00:21:13,755 --> 00:21:15,215 why I called. 253 00:21:15,983 --> 00:21:19,737 Sorry, Love, if I got surprised that our wedding got moved earlier. 254 00:21:20,446 --> 00:21:22,073 But Love, I’m fine with it. 255 00:21:22,532 --> 00:21:24,867 I actually want it so that when we finally get married, 256 00:21:24,998 --> 00:21:27,584 I can give you the virginity I’ve kept safe. 257 00:21:27,933 --> 00:21:28,933 You mean, 258 00:21:29,205 --> 00:21:31,040 we’re finally doing what I told Dad? 259 00:21:31,249 --> 00:21:32,249 Yes. 260 00:21:32,875 --> 00:21:34,543 That’s why I already set an appointment 261 00:21:34,568 --> 00:21:36,403 for our wedding venue. 262 00:21:36,879 --> 00:21:38,273 - When? - Today! 263 00:21:38,347 --> 00:21:40,431 - Today? - Yes, today! 264 00:21:40,472 --> 00:21:41,479 Right now? 265 00:21:41,513 --> 00:21:42,513 What? 266 00:21:42,635 --> 00:21:43,635 Echo? 267 00:21:43,845 --> 00:21:44,845 I said today! 268 00:21:44,904 --> 00:21:47,473 That’s why I’m waking you up. Come on, love! 269 00:21:47,503 --> 00:21:49,296 I’m going there now to pick you up. 270 00:22:04,344 --> 00:22:05,344 Yes, love? 271 00:22:05,368 --> 00:22:07,036 - I’m going to shower now. - Good! 272 00:22:07,232 --> 00:22:08,431 I’ve been here for a while. 273 00:22:08,456 --> 00:22:09,459 And if you think 274 00:22:09,484 --> 00:22:12,324 I won’t be mad at you for being late just because you called me "love," 275 00:22:12,457 --> 00:22:13,791 you’re wrong! 276 00:22:14,417 --> 00:22:16,293 Jim! Jim! Uh… 277 00:22:16,318 --> 00:22:17,653 Is our appointment today? 278 00:22:17,943 --> 00:22:20,779 You set this yourself. You messaged me last night! 279 00:22:20,913 --> 00:22:23,773 Bro. It’s rare that I give a free law tutorial. 280 00:22:24,010 --> 00:22:26,262 I’m only doing this because you’re my friend. 281 00:22:27,138 --> 00:22:28,639 So, do you even want to graduate? 282 00:22:28,681 --> 00:22:29,849 Of course, but… 283 00:22:30,808 --> 00:22:32,226 Bro, don’t get mad, okay. 284 00:22:34,353 --> 00:22:36,189 Can we just do the tutorial online? 285 00:22:36,522 --> 00:22:38,357 - What? - Hi, ma’am sir! 286 00:22:38,542 --> 00:22:41,061 - Here are your complimentary drinks! - Hi! 287 00:22:41,086 --> 00:22:42,630 Thank you so much! 288 00:22:43,529 --> 00:22:45,156 - Thank you. - Enjoy! 289 00:22:48,826 --> 00:22:50,106 Hi, ma’am, sir. Good afternoon. 290 00:22:50,161 --> 00:22:52,174 - Hi, good afternoon. - Sorry, I’m late. 291 00:22:52,246 --> 00:22:53,831 - Hello. - Sir. 292 00:22:55,112 --> 00:22:56,447 Sir! Sir. 293 00:22:56,709 --> 00:22:57,835 - Love. - Sir. 294 00:22:58,294 --> 00:22:59,295 Good afternoon, sir. 295 00:22:59,667 --> 00:23:00,667 Good afternoon! 296 00:23:02,465 --> 00:23:03,465 Ma’am, here you go. 297 00:23:04,425 --> 00:23:07,512 So, we actually have a lot of choices for the wedding venue. 298 00:23:07,762 --> 00:23:10,097 Our wedding isn’t that big. 299 00:23:10,765 --> 00:23:12,433 A small space will be enough. 300 00:23:13,059 --> 00:23:14,602 Let me just talk to my fiancé. 301 00:23:14,852 --> 00:23:15,852 Okay, sure ma’am. 302 00:23:16,001 --> 00:23:17,063 Ah, here ma’am, 303 00:23:17,088 --> 00:23:18,922 - I’ll just leave this here. - Ah, thank you. 304 00:23:19,205 --> 00:23:20,607 Uh. Sir. 305 00:23:21,330 --> 00:23:22,530 I’ll leave this with you, sir! 306 00:23:23,093 --> 00:23:24,969 - Excuse me. - Thank you. 307 00:23:27,465 --> 00:23:30,717 Love, I feel like a garden setup would look nice for our wedding? 308 00:23:30,785 --> 00:23:32,662 If you disagree with an argument… 309 00:23:33,079 --> 00:23:34,080 What will you shout? 310 00:23:34,165 --> 00:23:35,291 I object! 311 00:23:35,736 --> 00:23:36,757 Huh? 312 00:23:36,782 --> 00:23:38,075 - Correct! - Yes! 313 00:23:38,711 --> 00:23:39,711 Love! 314 00:23:40,449 --> 00:23:42,006 Why don’t you like a garden? 315 00:23:42,129 --> 00:23:43,129 Huh? 316 00:23:43,294 --> 00:23:44,294 What garden? 317 00:23:45,758 --> 00:23:46,758 Wait. 318 00:23:48,886 --> 00:23:50,388 I don’t think you’re talking to me? 319 00:23:50,972 --> 00:23:51,972 Hey, Edd! 320 00:23:52,281 --> 00:23:53,281 Sorry. 321 00:23:53,358 --> 00:23:54,358 Ask me later. 322 00:23:55,748 --> 00:23:57,541 - What? - Not you. 323 00:24:00,214 --> 00:24:01,674 Then who are you talking to? 324 00:24:02,543 --> 00:24:03,543 Is that a girl? 325 00:24:03,901 --> 00:24:05,580 Huh? No. 326 00:24:06,710 --> 00:24:07,710 It’s Jim. 327 00:24:07,969 --> 00:24:08,969 Oh. 328 00:24:10,157 --> 00:24:11,951 Jim. Say hi to Susan. 329 00:24:12,249 --> 00:24:13,500 Hi, Susan! 330 00:24:13,996 --> 00:24:15,122 Long time! 331 00:24:15,538 --> 00:24:18,082 I’m just having Jim review me for the makeup test. 332 00:24:18,583 --> 00:24:19,584 Edd! 333 00:24:20,793 --> 00:24:23,045 I know your make-up test is important to you. 334 00:24:23,212 --> 00:24:24,755 It is for me, too. 335 00:24:25,214 --> 00:24:28,301 But this wedding preparation is also important to me. 336 00:24:29,218 --> 00:24:31,804 Even if I know you only used this as a reason for Daddy Red, 337 00:24:32,138 --> 00:24:34,348 so he’d stop bugging you about graduating. 338 00:24:34,941 --> 00:24:36,359 But please. 339 00:24:37,268 --> 00:24:39,103 I just need a little cooperation. 340 00:24:39,312 --> 00:24:41,063 That’s all I’m asking. 341 00:24:41,272 --> 00:24:42,523 I’m sorry, Love. 342 00:24:43,482 --> 00:24:44,483 It won’t happen again, 343 00:24:44,942 --> 00:24:45,942 I promise. 344 00:24:48,905 --> 00:24:51,324 Do you want us to talk about the honeymoon, too? 345 00:24:51,824 --> 00:24:52,824 Yeah. 346 00:24:53,993 --> 00:24:55,578 What color do you want me to wear? 347 00:24:55,912 --> 00:24:57,705 - Red or black? - Red. 348 00:24:57,997 --> 00:24:59,248 Black sounds better. 349 00:24:59,457 --> 00:25:00,541 - Jim! - Jim! 350 00:25:06,714 --> 00:25:07,714 Love. 351 00:25:07,840 --> 00:25:09,800 What motif should we pick for the wedding? 352 00:25:10,134 --> 00:25:12,135 Old rose, or burgundy? 353 00:25:12,160 --> 00:25:14,394 What’s the difference between a subpoena and a summons? 354 00:25:24,607 --> 00:25:25,900 What are you doing here, Dad? 355 00:25:26,525 --> 00:25:28,903 I’m talking to Bruce, maybe he needs coaching. 356 00:25:29,445 --> 00:25:30,685 Are you two making a baby soon? 357 00:25:50,549 --> 00:25:51,549 Bruce? 358 00:25:53,260 --> 00:25:55,262 Bruce, rise and shine. 359 00:25:55,846 --> 00:25:57,764 Hey. Hey, wake up! 360 00:26:01,560 --> 00:26:02,560 Wake up! 361 00:26:04,939 --> 00:26:05,939 Wake up! 362 00:26:08,442 --> 00:26:12,632 Shit! 363 00:26:13,800 --> 00:26:16,261 Let’s see if you won't wake up with porn videos. 364 00:26:21,622 --> 00:26:22,748 Here we go. 365 00:26:24,916 --> 00:26:26,084 Okay. Here we go. 366 00:26:26,433 --> 00:26:27,433 Come on, Bruce. 367 00:26:27,682 --> 00:26:28,766 I believe in you. 368 00:26:30,051 --> 00:26:31,051 Yeah. 369 00:26:34,632 --> 00:26:36,808 Jen looks amazing, wow. 370 00:26:38,895 --> 00:26:39,910 Come on, Bruce. 371 00:26:39,935 --> 00:26:41,267 Are you having problems with intimacy? 372 00:26:41,291 --> 00:26:43,877 Or do you want to make your love life more exciting? 373 00:26:45,396 --> 00:26:46,396 Well. 374 00:26:46,564 --> 00:26:48,232 This is the answer to your problems. 375 00:26:48,315 --> 00:26:49,734 Livin, Libido, Loca. 376 00:26:50,109 --> 00:26:51,402 Live into your desires. 377 00:26:51,652 --> 00:26:53,272 If it’s anything related to sex, 378 00:26:54,613 --> 00:26:56,157 we got it all for you. 379 00:26:57,872 --> 00:26:58,997 Like this. 380 00:26:59,022 --> 00:27:00,342 You can even use this in your ass. 381 00:27:02,288 --> 00:27:03,789 Livin, Libido, Loca. 382 00:27:04,158 --> 00:27:05,659 Where sex is life! 383 00:27:09,351 --> 00:27:10,351 Jim? 384 00:27:13,850 --> 00:27:14,934 That bastard. 385 00:27:15,402 --> 00:27:17,695 Alright, here we go, Bruce. 386 00:27:17,720 --> 00:27:19,013 You got this, come on. 387 00:27:20,723 --> 00:27:22,224 Rise and shine! 388 00:27:23,517 --> 00:27:24,769 Here we go, Bruce. 389 00:27:25,227 --> 00:27:26,270 Go on. 390 00:27:28,522 --> 00:27:29,522 Come on, Bruce. 391 00:27:30,316 --> 00:27:31,316 Come on? 392 00:27:31,942 --> 00:27:33,982 You're taking forever to react to these videos, huh? 393 00:27:40,117 --> 00:27:41,202 Bruce, seriously. 394 00:27:42,953 --> 00:27:45,122 I’m finally going to introduce you to Susan. 395 00:27:45,831 --> 00:27:47,416 Now that the wedding is near? 396 00:28:00,262 --> 00:28:02,098 - Hi, Love! - Love. 397 00:28:02,123 --> 00:28:03,832 Love, uh, you called? 398 00:28:04,558 --> 00:28:05,638 What are you talking about? 399 00:28:05,893 --> 00:28:07,978 I always call every morning. 400 00:28:08,854 --> 00:28:09,854 But actually, 401 00:28:10,064 --> 00:28:11,649 I wanted to invite you to go shopping. 402 00:28:14,485 --> 00:28:15,485 Today? 403 00:28:16,112 --> 00:28:17,112 Why? 404 00:28:22,118 --> 00:28:23,744 I can’t today, Love. 405 00:28:24,036 --> 00:28:25,412 I’m not feeling well. 406 00:28:28,714 --> 00:28:29,754 - I’m so stuffed up. - Why? 407 00:28:32,531 --> 00:28:33,865 What are you feeling? 408 00:28:34,755 --> 00:28:35,798 Weak. 409 00:28:36,757 --> 00:28:37,883 Oh really? 410 00:28:38,592 --> 00:28:39,927 Okay, I’ll go by myself, Love. 411 00:28:40,719 --> 00:28:41,846 Get well soon, okay? 412 00:28:44,457 --> 00:28:45,457 I hope so. 413 00:29:02,867 --> 00:29:04,243 Do you have findings now, Doc? 414 00:29:04,869 --> 00:29:05,869 We do. 415 00:29:06,537 --> 00:29:07,830 Wow, at last. 416 00:29:08,150 --> 00:29:09,901 You’ve checked me ten times already. 417 00:29:11,000 --> 00:29:13,377 We just want to make sure, Edd. 418 00:29:14,920 --> 00:29:15,921 Have a seat. 419 00:29:16,547 --> 00:29:17,632 Thank you, Doc. 420 00:29:19,008 --> 00:29:21,969 Edd, don’t be shocked, okay? 421 00:29:22,219 --> 00:29:24,847 You have erectile dysfunction. 422 00:29:25,410 --> 00:29:26,410 What, Doc? 423 00:29:28,184 --> 00:29:29,310 I don’t get it. 424 00:29:30,453 --> 00:29:31,662 That’s how it is, Edd. 425 00:29:31,687 --> 00:29:33,814 You won’t really understand it right away. 426 00:29:34,106 --> 00:29:36,025 But even at your age, 427 00:29:36,317 --> 00:29:38,903 you can still have erectile dysfunction. 428 00:29:39,236 --> 00:29:40,570 No, Doc. 429 00:29:40,595 --> 00:29:43,723 It’s the erection… distemper that I don’t get. 430 00:29:44,217 --> 00:29:46,635 - Erectile dysfunction. - "Dysfunction." 431 00:29:46,660 --> 00:29:49,162 It’s not erection distemper. 432 00:29:49,187 --> 00:29:50,467 - Well, here’s the thing. - Okay. 433 00:29:50,664 --> 00:29:52,958 I’ll explain it to you. 434 00:29:53,160 --> 00:29:54,197 Okay? 435 00:29:54,269 --> 00:29:56,103 Erectile dysfunction 436 00:29:56,128 --> 00:30:00,340 is the inability to keep things firm 437 00:30:00,365 --> 00:30:01,523 or to stay fully ready 438 00:30:01,548 --> 00:30:03,465 down there on your penis, 439 00:30:03,565 --> 00:30:08,237 which you need to have for proper intimacy. 440 00:30:08,307 --> 00:30:09,934 Wait, wait, Doc. 441 00:30:10,768 --> 00:30:11,768 You mean, 442 00:30:13,062 --> 00:30:14,521 I won’t be able to get hard anymore? 443 00:30:14,897 --> 00:30:15,897 Bruce won’t 444 00:30:16,190 --> 00:30:17,191 stand up? 445 00:30:18,442 --> 00:30:20,027 His name is Bruce? 446 00:30:21,654 --> 00:30:22,738 Well, I’m sorry, Edd. 447 00:30:22,968 --> 00:30:23,995 You’re right. 448 00:30:24,031 --> 00:30:26,188 Bruce will remain soft. 449 00:30:34,750 --> 00:30:37,002 How did I get this erection shit? 450 00:30:37,230 --> 00:30:38,254 You know, Edd, 451 00:30:38,279 --> 00:30:42,073 this usually happens to older men. 452 00:30:42,383 --> 00:30:44,635 In your case, this is psychological. 453 00:30:45,135 --> 00:30:47,888 It could be fear of intimacy 454 00:30:48,305 --> 00:30:50,975 or fear of having sex. 455 00:30:51,433 --> 00:30:55,562 It could also be due to depression or general anxiety. 456 00:30:55,771 --> 00:30:58,190 In short, it’s stress. 457 00:30:58,524 --> 00:30:59,775 Let me ask you, Edd. 458 00:31:00,123 --> 00:31:02,945 Have you been stressed lately? 459 00:31:03,195 --> 00:31:04,446 Very much, Doc. 460 00:31:05,406 --> 00:31:06,991 I’ve been thinking about a lot. 461 00:31:07,366 --> 00:31:08,492 All at once. 462 00:31:08,659 --> 00:31:09,659 Anyway, 463 00:31:09,743 --> 00:31:10,995 there’s medication for that. 464 00:31:11,120 --> 00:31:13,956 And you just need three weeks of therapy. 465 00:31:14,123 --> 00:31:18,627 Just make sure you take all the meds I prescribe. 466 00:31:19,003 --> 00:31:20,003 What? 467 00:31:20,254 --> 00:31:21,254 Three weeks? 468 00:31:21,964 --> 00:31:22,964 No way! 469 00:31:23,382 --> 00:31:25,509 I'm getting married by the end of the month. 470 00:31:26,010 --> 00:31:28,137 Susan and I have been waiting for our honeymoon. 471 00:31:28,929 --> 00:31:30,055 Then this happens? 472 00:31:30,180 --> 00:31:31,180 Oh no. 473 00:31:31,491 --> 00:31:34,368 I suggest you move your wedding date first. 474 00:31:34,393 --> 00:31:37,062 We need to finish the three-week therapy. 475 00:31:37,396 --> 00:31:40,607 And so Bruce can regain energy. 476 00:31:50,909 --> 00:31:51,909 Can we maybe… 477 00:31:52,369 --> 00:31:53,369 Uhmm. 478 00:31:54,288 --> 00:31:55,288 Have another look? 479 00:31:56,665 --> 00:31:58,876 - We’re looking at Bruce again? - Yes. 480 00:31:59,084 --> 00:32:00,961 Yes, in the ass? 481 00:32:01,086 --> 00:32:02,880 Alright, I have findings now. 482 00:32:03,172 --> 00:32:05,591 I’m really excited for our wedding, Love. 483 00:32:05,841 --> 00:32:09,011 And I’m sure nothing can stop it, even lightning. 484 00:32:10,220 --> 00:32:11,220 Oh, wait. 485 00:32:11,597 --> 00:32:13,682 How are you? What did they say your illness is? 486 00:32:14,099 --> 00:32:16,059 I heard earlier something wouldn’t get… 487 00:32:16,084 --> 00:32:17,084 Goosebumps. 488 00:32:17,644 --> 00:32:19,980 I can't get goosebumps. 489 00:32:20,481 --> 00:32:21,565 Ah. 490 00:32:22,274 --> 00:32:23,776 What’s the medicine for that? 491 00:32:23,942 --> 00:32:25,527 Ah, uh… 492 00:32:25,819 --> 00:32:27,321 I need to shave my hair first. 493 00:32:27,557 --> 00:32:29,225 It’ll be fine when it grows back. 494 00:32:29,531 --> 00:32:32,242 Ah, love. How’s our video coverage? 495 00:32:32,631 --> 00:32:35,932 Ah, Love. I talked to The Very Nice Print already. 496 00:32:36,121 --> 00:32:39,249 They’re okay with our date, but they’re a bit pricey. 497 00:32:39,500 --> 00:32:41,297 But Love, it’s worth the price. 498 00:32:41,322 --> 00:32:42,377 Because they said 499 00:32:42,402 --> 00:32:45,880 they’re even better than the ones who cover celebrity weddings. 500 00:32:46,256 --> 00:32:48,855 That’s why they’re called The Very Nice Print. 501 00:32:50,677 --> 00:32:51,677 Yeah. 502 00:32:51,720 --> 00:32:52,887 Oh right, Love. 503 00:32:52,912 --> 00:32:55,144 About the venue. 504 00:32:56,266 --> 00:32:57,932 What? What? 505 00:32:58,018 --> 00:33:00,477 I want the venue we visited before. 506 00:33:00,604 --> 00:33:01,688 Ahh. 507 00:33:06,673 --> 00:33:08,799 Alright, Love. Ah, I’ll head out for a bit. 508 00:33:09,780 --> 00:33:10,780 Why? 509 00:33:10,864 --> 00:33:12,366 Ah, Jim and I have a review session. 510 00:33:12,609 --> 00:33:13,660 - Yeah. Take care. - Ahh, okay. 511 00:33:13,684 --> 00:33:14,684 - Love you. - I love you. 512 00:33:15,327 --> 00:33:16,994 - I’ll call you later. - Take care. 513 00:33:17,371 --> 00:33:18,372 Take care, Edd. 514 00:33:31,343 --> 00:33:33,663 So, you’re the one who said ‘mine’ to the goat’s eyelashes. 515 00:33:33,971 --> 00:33:36,807 This is good, just 250, and you’ll definitely enjoy. 516 00:33:37,521 --> 00:33:38,559 Really? 517 00:33:38,584 --> 00:33:40,293 No free taste? 518 00:33:41,065 --> 00:33:42,065 There is. 519 00:33:43,544 --> 00:33:44,670 Free taste, huh. 520 00:34:13,719 --> 00:34:14,719 I like it! 521 00:34:32,112 --> 00:34:33,197 Oh, shit! 522 00:34:34,031 --> 00:34:35,375 This feels so good! 523 00:34:37,302 --> 00:34:38,302 Oh, shit! 524 00:34:39,369 --> 00:34:41,246 Oh, shit! 525 00:34:43,165 --> 00:34:44,165 Shit! 526 00:34:44,500 --> 00:34:45,500 Shit! 527 00:34:45,542 --> 00:34:46,542 Yes! 528 00:34:52,925 --> 00:34:54,092 Here’s your free taste. 529 00:35:04,238 --> 00:35:05,238 Oh, shit! 530 00:35:09,300 --> 00:35:10,300 Oh, shit! 531 00:35:14,710 --> 00:35:15,710 Deeper! 532 00:35:19,493 --> 00:35:20,493 Shit! 533 00:35:20,577 --> 00:35:21,577 Go deeper! 534 00:35:21,745 --> 00:35:23,023 Oh, shit! 535 00:35:23,636 --> 00:35:24,889 Oh, shit! 536 00:35:25,165 --> 00:35:26,165 Oh, shit! 537 00:35:27,167 --> 00:35:28,377 Oh, shit! 538 00:35:29,503 --> 00:35:30,503 Yes! 539 00:35:31,046 --> 00:35:32,046 Yes! 540 00:35:43,976 --> 00:35:44,976 Shit! 541 00:35:48,063 --> 00:35:49,063 Oh, shit! 542 00:35:49,982 --> 00:35:50,982 Oh, shit! 543 00:35:55,488 --> 00:35:56,572 Oh, shit! 544 00:36:02,380 --> 00:36:03,380 Shit! 545 00:36:04,825 --> 00:36:06,132 Deeper! 546 00:36:07,246 --> 00:36:09,375 Oh, shit! 547 00:36:11,710 --> 00:36:13,378 Oh, shit! 548 00:36:13,755 --> 00:36:14,798 Yes! 549 00:36:17,025 --> 00:36:18,026 Oh, yes! 550 00:36:18,051 --> 00:36:19,051 Jim! 551 00:36:19,219 --> 00:36:20,219 Bro! 552 00:36:20,804 --> 00:36:22,306 Bro, it’s true. 553 00:36:22,723 --> 00:36:24,766 I watched your ad when I was… 554 00:36:25,726 --> 00:36:27,394 Why didn’t you tell me? 555 00:36:28,922 --> 00:36:30,423 I was embarrassed, bro. 556 00:36:31,256 --> 00:36:32,757 You might think something weird. 557 00:36:33,376 --> 00:36:35,336 Ma’am, are you okay? 558 00:36:36,943 --> 00:36:37,943 Here, 559 00:36:37,988 --> 00:36:38,988 one thousand. 560 00:36:39,379 --> 00:36:42,114 - Keep the change. - Oh, nice. 561 00:36:42,706 --> 00:36:43,707 Give it here. 562 00:36:43,732 --> 00:36:44,732 There. 563 00:36:44,963 --> 00:36:45,963 There. 564 00:36:46,655 --> 00:36:47,739 Thank you. 565 00:36:47,882 --> 00:36:48,882 Yes. 566 00:36:52,892 --> 00:36:54,268 Relax, bro. 567 00:36:54,929 --> 00:36:56,431 Don't worry, I won't judge you. 568 00:36:56,758 --> 00:36:58,384 I know what kind of person you are. 569 00:36:58,669 --> 00:36:59,669 Businessman? 570 00:37:00,517 --> 00:37:01,643 No, 571 00:37:02,085 --> 00:37:03,092 pervert. 572 00:37:03,163 --> 00:37:04,665 Wow, bro. 573 00:37:05,677 --> 00:37:07,861 You really know me. 574 00:37:10,443 --> 00:37:11,444 But seriously, 575 00:37:11,972 --> 00:37:13,807 how did this happen? 576 00:37:16,468 --> 00:37:18,345 I stopped being a lawyer, bro. 577 00:37:19,394 --> 00:37:20,394 I wasn’t happy. 578 00:37:21,021 --> 00:37:22,397 Then I thought, 579 00:37:22,606 --> 00:37:23,899 I’ll just do business. 580 00:37:24,483 --> 00:37:25,483 Something 581 00:37:25,609 --> 00:37:27,985 that’s really in my heart, what I truly know. 582 00:37:28,010 --> 00:37:29,595 Like this— you already know 583 00:37:30,173 --> 00:37:31,215 this is something I like. 584 00:37:31,240 --> 00:37:32,783 - Wow. - Wait. 585 00:37:33,575 --> 00:37:34,910 Why did you even come here? 586 00:37:38,580 --> 00:37:39,580 I have a problem. 587 00:37:41,250 --> 00:37:42,668 I can’t get hard anymore. 588 00:37:47,339 --> 00:37:48,465 Oh my. 589 00:37:53,095 --> 00:37:54,263 Just imagine, 590 00:37:55,249 --> 00:37:56,709 Bruce is dead. 591 00:37:57,185 --> 00:37:58,560 Like Frankenstein, 592 00:37:58,892 --> 00:38:04,022 we’ll bring him back to life with electricity. 593 00:38:05,774 --> 00:38:06,774 Here we go. 594 00:38:07,276 --> 00:38:08,652 We’ll charge it now. 595 00:38:11,940 --> 00:38:14,840 Get ready, this is the strongest charge. 596 00:38:15,409 --> 00:38:16,409 Okay. 597 00:38:16,994 --> 00:38:17,994 Three. 598 00:38:18,954 --> 00:38:19,954 Two. 599 00:38:20,873 --> 00:38:21,873 One. 600 00:38:25,794 --> 00:38:26,962 Here we go. 601 00:38:27,546 --> 00:38:29,298 It’s working. 602 00:38:34,720 --> 00:38:36,587 Shit, why is it smoking? Wait, wait. 603 00:38:37,556 --> 00:38:38,556 Hold on. 604 00:38:38,849 --> 00:38:40,058 Don’t panic. 605 00:38:48,275 --> 00:38:49,275 Shit. 606 00:38:57,451 --> 00:38:58,451 Ouch. 607 00:38:59,036 --> 00:39:00,036 You okay now? 608 00:39:03,415 --> 00:39:04,666 How’s Bruce? 609 00:39:19,431 --> 00:39:20,849 The wedding is near. 610 00:39:21,642 --> 00:39:22,726 But he’s still like this. 611 00:39:24,853 --> 00:39:26,438 I think I need to tell Susan. 612 00:39:26,855 --> 00:39:27,855 Nothing is working 613 00:39:27,940 --> 00:39:29,232 with what we’re doing. 614 00:39:31,581 --> 00:39:34,292 Why don’t we just review for your makeup test? 615 00:39:35,030 --> 00:39:36,740 The wedding is more important to me. 616 00:39:37,074 --> 00:39:38,074 Susan. 617 00:39:38,617 --> 00:39:40,160 Not that graduation. 618 00:39:41,138 --> 00:39:43,005 It’s just Dad who wanted that for me. 619 00:39:43,121 --> 00:39:44,121 What I want 620 00:39:44,289 --> 00:39:45,289 is fine arts. 621 00:39:45,707 --> 00:39:46,708 I’m an artist. 622 00:39:47,459 --> 00:39:48,961 I understand you, bro. 623 00:39:51,088 --> 00:39:52,088 You know, 624 00:39:52,668 --> 00:39:53,753 you actually have a point. 625 00:39:55,342 --> 00:39:57,970 If the modern way isn’t working, 626 00:40:00,097 --> 00:40:02,349 why don’t we try the old school method? 627 00:40:14,442 --> 00:40:15,694 I want to back out, Jim. 628 00:40:18,613 --> 00:40:20,657 I feel something different about this Tata Islaw. 629 00:40:22,304 --> 00:40:23,346 Me too. 630 00:40:24,349 --> 00:40:25,934 What if you finally get hard, 631 00:40:26,164 --> 00:40:27,499 but it grow horns instead? 632 00:40:29,367 --> 00:40:31,487 This place really feels like it has something strange. 633 00:40:32,579 --> 00:40:33,704 Let’s just go. Let’s leave. 634 00:40:33,705 --> 00:40:34,705 Let’s go, let’s go. 635 00:40:35,290 --> 00:40:37,091 - Are you here for treatment? - No, no. 636 00:40:37,124 --> 00:40:38,133 We’re healthy. 637 00:40:38,158 --> 00:40:40,186 And we only eat fresh food. Right? 638 00:40:40,211 --> 00:40:41,713 - Yes, yes. - Dad. 639 00:40:41,738 --> 00:40:43,948 Do we have more patients? 640 00:40:43,973 --> 00:40:45,557 Anyone to rub with oil? 641 00:40:45,592 --> 00:40:46,592 We're done, dear. 642 00:40:46,718 --> 00:40:48,094 You have no one left to rub. 643 00:40:48,134 --> 00:40:49,134 You know what, bro. 644 00:40:49,345 --> 00:40:52,265 There’s nothing to lose if we try the treatment. 645 00:40:52,432 --> 00:40:54,434 I heard Tata Islaw is really good. 646 00:40:54,459 --> 00:40:55,517 Of course. Right, dear? 647 00:40:55,542 --> 00:40:56,960 Of course, Dad. 648 00:40:57,145 --> 00:40:59,063 I thought we were healthy? 649 00:40:59,731 --> 00:41:01,065 Fresh food only. 650 00:41:01,274 --> 00:41:03,026 This is fresh, bro. 651 00:41:03,484 --> 00:41:04,694 Fresh, huh? 652 00:41:08,894 --> 00:41:10,938 - What? - I think I stepped on… 653 00:41:11,482 --> 00:41:13,191 a dwarf’s house having a birthday party, 654 00:41:13,246 --> 00:41:14,434 that’s why it hurts. 655 00:41:16,181 --> 00:41:17,765 - Go on, get treated. - Oh, gosh. 656 00:41:17,790 --> 00:41:18,499 - Come here. - Go on, 657 00:41:18,500 --> 00:41:21,001 - Let Tata Islaw treat you. - No! No! 658 00:41:21,002 --> 00:41:22,015 I got you. 659 00:41:22,040 --> 00:41:23,541 - Come on, come on. - Go ahead. 660 00:41:23,566 --> 00:41:25,273 - We're healthy, right? - Get inside! 661 00:41:25,298 --> 00:41:26,966 No, don’t leave me. 662 00:41:26,991 --> 00:41:28,284 - I got you. - Stop. 663 00:41:30,762 --> 00:41:31,922 It hurts. 664 00:41:34,017 --> 00:41:35,017 It hurts. 665 00:41:48,947 --> 00:41:50,698 Calm down, son. 666 00:41:51,658 --> 00:41:53,034 What can I do for you? 667 00:41:55,995 --> 00:41:57,705 - The, uh— - You don’t need to be shy. 668 00:41:58,247 --> 00:41:59,727 I’ve treated many kinds of conditions. 669 00:42:00,667 --> 00:42:02,585 I have long experience in healing. 670 00:42:03,336 --> 00:42:04,336 And most of all… 671 00:42:05,630 --> 00:42:07,173 I take my work seriously. 672 00:42:07,674 --> 00:42:08,758 That’s good to hear. 673 00:42:12,804 --> 00:42:14,097 I can't get a boner. 674 00:42:19,185 --> 00:42:20,311 Alright, I’ll leave now. 675 00:42:21,189 --> 00:42:23,580 Oh. No, wait, sorry, son. 676 00:42:24,182 --> 00:42:26,285 Sorry, sorry, sorry. 677 00:42:26,344 --> 00:42:27,442 Ah, forgive me. 678 00:42:28,154 --> 00:42:29,155 Can I see it? 679 00:42:29,844 --> 00:42:30,947 Oh no. I’d rather not. 680 00:42:31,006 --> 00:42:32,382 I really need to see it, 681 00:42:32,407 --> 00:42:33,825 so we can find out 682 00:42:33,992 --> 00:42:36,118 if there is any dark element that may be 683 00:42:36,119 --> 00:42:37,662 the source of your problem. 684 00:42:37,867 --> 00:42:39,535 Go on. Show it. 685 00:42:39,838 --> 00:42:41,714 - Bring it out. - Is that so? 686 00:42:43,751 --> 00:42:44,751 Alright. 687 00:42:54,095 --> 00:42:56,055 I respect elders but... 688 00:42:57,765 --> 00:42:59,726 Screw you! I’m going home! 689 00:42:59,904 --> 00:43:02,949 Oh, oh. Sorry, sorry. 690 00:43:04,415 --> 00:43:06,416 I couldn’t help myself. 691 00:43:06,441 --> 00:43:08,985 Because you actually don’t need to show me that. 692 00:43:09,152 --> 00:43:10,695 You get fooled so easily. 693 00:43:11,320 --> 00:43:12,155 Sorry. 694 00:43:12,280 --> 00:43:14,657 I just found it funny. 695 00:43:15,575 --> 00:43:16,951 Go straight on me. 696 00:43:17,243 --> 00:43:18,911 Can you help me? 697 00:43:19,037 --> 00:43:20,079 Of course. 698 00:43:21,456 --> 00:43:22,457 Here? 699 00:43:23,166 --> 00:43:25,334 - Is this the part that hurts? - No, no, no, here. 700 00:43:25,585 --> 00:43:26,835 - Where? - I’ll point it out, 701 00:43:26,860 --> 00:43:28,320 Where’s the, uh… 702 00:43:29,130 --> 00:43:31,174 - This one? - Oil? Don’t you have oil there, so… 703 00:43:31,382 --> 00:43:34,052 Okay, wait a bit. My oil is right here. 704 00:43:37,805 --> 00:43:39,098 - Here it is. - Wait, wait. 705 00:43:39,277 --> 00:43:40,324 Is this safe? 706 00:43:40,349 --> 00:43:41,893 - Of course. - You sure? 707 00:43:45,229 --> 00:43:46,229 - Okay. - Right? 708 00:43:47,357 --> 00:43:48,608 Ah, that hurts. 709 00:43:50,777 --> 00:43:52,779 Why on the neck? Do you want me to just teach you? 710 00:43:53,321 --> 00:43:56,449 - Uhmm, are you okay? - I’ll show you how. 711 00:44:08,127 --> 00:44:10,463 Did you also step on a dwarf’s house? 712 00:44:10,630 --> 00:44:12,673 Huh? Why do you think that? 713 00:44:13,633 --> 00:44:14,634 It’s really swollen. 714 00:44:24,018 --> 00:44:25,561 What are you checking? 715 00:45:39,177 --> 00:45:40,177 I’ll put it in. 716 00:46:46,369 --> 00:46:48,871 I know a quick method. 717 00:46:49,288 --> 00:46:50,288 And effective. 718 00:46:50,456 --> 00:46:52,583 - To fix that. - Okay. 719 00:46:53,751 --> 00:46:54,919 At my age. 720 00:46:55,586 --> 00:46:56,754 I’m 68. 721 00:46:57,341 --> 00:46:58,633 Turning 69. 722 00:46:58,658 --> 00:47:00,993 And my, uh, manhood doesn’t rise anymore. 723 00:47:01,050 --> 00:47:02,260 But because of this, 724 00:47:04,987 --> 00:47:06,404 My manhood 725 00:47:06,472 --> 00:47:08,014 became very hard. 726 00:47:08,015 --> 00:47:09,015 This… 727 00:47:09,183 --> 00:47:10,518 is the wood of… 728 00:47:10,901 --> 00:47:11,953 boner! 729 00:47:11,978 --> 00:47:14,355 And how is that going to make my penis hard? 730 00:47:14,414 --> 00:47:17,250 You just insert this wooden boner up your ass. 731 00:47:17,275 --> 00:47:19,609 No! You’re not putting that in my ass! 732 00:47:19,610 --> 00:47:21,696 Oh, there’s another way if you want? 733 00:47:23,990 --> 00:47:24,990 Really? 734 00:47:25,199 --> 00:47:26,826 - What is it? - Suck it! 735 00:47:26,867 --> 00:47:28,327 No! I don’t want to! 736 00:47:28,352 --> 00:47:30,312 - It’s easy! Just suck it! - I don’t want to! 737 00:47:30,496 --> 00:47:31,705 - Suck it! - No! 738 00:47:31,706 --> 00:47:32,914 - Suck it! - I said no! 739 00:47:32,915 --> 00:47:34,517 - Suck it! - No! 740 00:47:34,542 --> 00:47:35,918 Suck it! 741 00:47:41,340 --> 00:47:42,425 I’m not putting that in my mouth! 742 00:47:42,449 --> 00:47:44,034 - I’ll put this in your mouth. - No! No! 743 00:47:44,059 --> 00:47:45,176 It’s easy! 744 00:47:45,177 --> 00:47:47,138 - It'll be very fast. - That’s disgusting! 745 00:47:51,100 --> 00:47:53,519 So, what? You like that? 746 00:47:54,562 --> 00:47:55,562 Damn you! 747 00:47:56,509 --> 00:47:57,527 I’m about to cum. 748 00:47:57,648 --> 00:47:59,482 Say my name, say my name! I like it! 749 00:47:59,507 --> 00:48:00,618 There, you like that? 750 00:48:00,776 --> 00:48:01,776 Jim! 751 00:48:02,945 --> 00:48:04,238 Jim! 752 00:48:05,406 --> 00:48:06,406 Wait. 753 00:48:06,449 --> 00:48:07,950 Why does your voice sound so deep? 754 00:48:08,117 --> 00:48:09,159 That’s not me! 755 00:48:09,184 --> 00:48:10,184 Jim, Jim. 756 00:48:10,619 --> 00:48:11,619 What are you doing? 757 00:48:11,662 --> 00:48:12,872 Jim, let’s go. Let’s go! 758 00:48:14,224 --> 00:48:15,999 - Jim, Jim, Jim. - Dad! 759 00:48:16,000 --> 00:48:17,000 Dad! 760 00:48:18,544 --> 00:48:19,878 What did they do to my daughter? 761 00:48:19,903 --> 00:48:20,903 - [unintelligible] - Hey! 762 00:48:21,213 --> 00:48:23,883 - Dad, what did they do to you? - What did they do to you? 763 00:48:29,055 --> 00:48:30,056 Damn this life! 764 00:48:35,061 --> 00:48:36,604 Miss, miss! Don’t do that! 765 00:48:36,896 --> 00:48:37,897 - Hey! - Let go! 766 00:48:38,481 --> 00:48:39,481 Don’t interfere! 767 00:48:39,523 --> 00:48:40,565 My life is useless! I’m all alone! 768 00:48:40,566 --> 00:48:42,903 - You don’t understand! - Give me the gun! 769 00:48:44,212 --> 00:48:46,464 Don’t! Don’t! Don’t waste your life! 770 00:48:46,489 --> 00:48:49,213 - Give it to me! - You don’t know what I’m feeling. 771 00:48:50,927 --> 00:48:55,483 You have a heart, but you can’t feel anything! 772 00:48:55,790 --> 00:48:56,999 I have a penis! 773 00:48:59,085 --> 00:49:00,544 But I can't get a boner. 774 00:49:00,669 --> 00:49:02,087 - There! - Right? 775 00:49:02,088 --> 00:49:04,256 - That’s it! - Yeah! There! 776 00:49:04,281 --> 00:49:05,481 - That’s right! - That’s right! 777 00:49:05,841 --> 00:49:06,841 Give me a hug! 778 00:49:08,928 --> 00:49:10,304 Thank you! 779 00:49:11,764 --> 00:49:12,764 You know, 780 00:49:14,642 --> 00:49:16,727 it’s been a long time since 781 00:49:17,269 --> 00:49:19,688 a man cared for me like this. 782 00:49:21,190 --> 00:49:22,233 It’s okay. 783 00:49:22,525 --> 00:49:23,525 Just… 784 00:49:23,692 --> 00:49:24,860 don’t do that again. 785 00:49:27,113 --> 00:49:28,113 You know… 786 00:49:28,739 --> 00:49:29,865 I’m Mariposa, by the way. 787 00:49:30,199 --> 00:49:31,199 Okay. 788 00:49:31,450 --> 00:49:32,450 You, 789 00:49:32,493 --> 00:49:33,536 what’s your name? 790 00:49:34,787 --> 00:49:35,787 Call me Edd. 791 00:49:45,881 --> 00:49:47,842 Sorry, sorry. I have to leave. 792 00:49:50,970 --> 00:49:51,970 I’ll take this, okay? 793 00:49:56,809 --> 00:49:57,809 Your wallet. 794 00:50:08,707 --> 00:50:09,708 Thank you, bro. 795 00:50:10,322 --> 00:50:11,322 Take care, take care. 796 00:50:18,622 --> 00:50:19,622 Hey, Love. 797 00:50:21,250 --> 00:50:22,250 Heart-shaped cake. 798 00:50:34,524 --> 00:50:35,525 Sorry. 799 00:50:35,598 --> 00:50:36,598 Please, 800 00:50:37,016 --> 00:50:38,225 don’t be mad anymore. 801 00:50:38,893 --> 00:50:39,977 Don’t be mad? 802 00:50:42,188 --> 00:50:45,065 Edd, my eyes are turning white waiting for you here. 803 00:50:46,984 --> 00:50:48,360 And why are your clothes dirty? 804 00:50:50,029 --> 00:50:51,405 Why are you full of mud? 805 00:50:53,240 --> 00:50:54,575 Sorry, Love. I just… 806 00:50:55,117 --> 00:50:56,494 saved someone. 807 00:50:58,996 --> 00:51:00,206 Saved? 808 00:51:01,290 --> 00:51:02,500 Who did you save? 809 00:51:03,459 --> 00:51:05,794 Maybe you saved her because she’s sexy? 810 00:51:06,545 --> 00:51:07,546 Pretty? 811 00:51:07,768 --> 00:51:08,935 Big boobs? 812 00:51:08,964 --> 00:51:10,305 Huh? No. 813 00:51:10,841 --> 00:51:12,635 It was a… goat! 814 00:51:13,093 --> 00:51:14,345 I saved a goat. 815 00:51:14,845 --> 00:51:15,930 It fell into a, uh, 816 00:51:16,180 --> 00:51:17,389 fell into a… 817 00:51:17,806 --> 00:51:19,266 cliff! 818 00:51:20,226 --> 00:51:21,310 It was muddy. 819 00:51:21,477 --> 00:51:22,477 Poor thing. 820 00:51:24,897 --> 00:51:26,899 Edd, I’ve been waiting for you. 821 00:51:27,441 --> 00:51:29,652 I’ve been calling you, you’re not answering. 822 00:51:29,860 --> 00:51:31,445 Not even a text! 823 00:51:32,404 --> 00:51:34,240 But Jim— you’re always with Jim. 824 00:51:34,657 --> 00:51:36,200 Why don’t you two get married? 825 00:51:38,369 --> 00:51:39,911 Do you even want to marry me? 826 00:51:39,912 --> 00:51:41,413 Yes, yes, Love. 827 00:51:43,624 --> 00:51:45,626 We’ll go back to the bakeshop, Love. 828 00:51:48,629 --> 00:51:49,629 Love, love! 829 00:51:50,589 --> 00:51:52,383 Wait, wait, wait! 830 00:51:59,723 --> 00:52:01,162 There, just turn right. 831 00:52:02,142 --> 00:52:03,936 Good thing we’re getting catering here too. 832 00:52:04,687 --> 00:52:05,997 I thought you didn’t like it here. 833 00:52:06,021 --> 00:52:07,690 Yeah, turns out it’s really good. 834 00:52:08,065 --> 00:52:10,150 That's why I made arrangements for the food, Love. 835 00:52:10,359 --> 00:52:12,653 I’m sure you’ll be happy with me here. 836 00:52:13,237 --> 00:52:14,363 I want to make it up to you. 837 00:52:14,863 --> 00:52:16,073 Alright, let’s see. 838 00:52:22,580 --> 00:52:23,872 Where can I park? 839 00:52:25,749 --> 00:52:26,875 Uhm… 840 00:52:28,127 --> 00:52:29,712 there, there on the left side. 841 00:52:30,045 --> 00:52:31,213 Yeah, it’s far. 842 00:52:32,840 --> 00:52:34,341 So you won’t get stressed, 843 00:52:34,800 --> 00:52:36,844 I'll park the car, and you go inside. 844 00:52:37,108 --> 00:52:38,108 Why? 845 00:52:38,133 --> 00:52:39,593 Have you seen your wallet? 846 00:52:41,140 --> 00:52:42,308 Do you have your license? 847 00:52:42,975 --> 00:52:43,975 I don’t. 848 00:52:44,502 --> 00:52:45,920 I can’t remember where I left it. 849 00:52:46,604 --> 00:52:47,884 But it’s just around the corner. 850 00:52:48,314 --> 00:52:50,482 I don't think I'll be charged for Republic Act 143... 851 00:52:50,899 --> 00:52:54,653 - Republic Act 4136, Section 19. - Yeah. 852 00:52:54,678 --> 00:52:57,972 You are not allowed to drive a vehicle without a license. 853 00:52:58,157 --> 00:52:59,157 I know that. 854 00:52:59,700 --> 00:53:00,826 You just beat me to it. 855 00:53:02,494 --> 00:53:03,494 You know what? 856 00:53:04,038 --> 00:53:05,664 You go ahead inside. 857 00:53:05,956 --> 00:53:07,207 Talk to them first. 858 00:53:08,250 --> 00:53:09,960 I’ll just park the car. 859 00:53:10,836 --> 00:53:11,836 Okay. 860 00:53:12,129 --> 00:53:13,129 Hurry, okay? 861 00:53:13,213 --> 00:53:14,298 I’m excited. 862 00:53:14,840 --> 00:53:18,218 I’m sure you're gonna be happy with everything. 863 00:53:18,844 --> 00:53:20,846 I’ll be absolved from all of my sins to you. 864 00:53:37,237 --> 00:53:38,238 Sir Edd! 865 00:53:38,489 --> 00:53:39,698 Good thing you came back. 866 00:53:40,012 --> 00:53:41,033 Yes, yes. 867 00:53:41,034 --> 00:53:43,117 We came back for your catering services. 868 00:53:43,142 --> 00:53:44,811 Perfect timing, Sir. 869 00:53:45,090 --> 00:53:46,090 Edd! 870 00:53:47,003 --> 00:53:49,109 - Whoa, whoa! - Sir! 871 00:53:49,726 --> 00:53:50,768 Edd! 872 00:53:50,793 --> 00:53:52,543 - Mariposa? - Edd? 873 00:53:57,072 --> 00:53:58,323 Susan! 874 00:54:03,170 --> 00:54:04,255 Who is that woman? 875 00:54:06,185 --> 00:54:07,217 She? 876 00:54:07,242 --> 00:54:09,036 - She’s, uh, uhhm… - Edd. 877 00:54:09,147 --> 00:54:10,147 Your wallet. 878 00:54:10,200 --> 00:54:11,326 You left it last night. 879 00:54:12,921 --> 00:54:14,255 Maybe you want it back. 880 00:54:14,549 --> 00:54:15,549 Right? 881 00:54:16,026 --> 00:54:17,319 A goat, huh? 882 00:54:18,860 --> 00:54:20,690 What a beautiful goat, Edd. 883 00:54:20,782 --> 00:54:21,782 So sexy. 884 00:54:22,210 --> 00:54:23,210 So fair-skinned. 885 00:54:24,252 --> 00:54:25,420 And big boobs too. 886 00:54:25,594 --> 00:54:27,289 Edd, is she your fiancée? 887 00:54:27,337 --> 00:54:28,713 - Yes. - Oh. 888 00:54:28,789 --> 00:54:29,789 Okay. 889 00:54:30,305 --> 00:54:32,391 I’m Attorney Susan. 890 00:54:33,189 --> 00:54:34,523 R. Lucas. 891 00:54:34,548 --> 00:54:36,626 The one who was supposed to marry… 892 00:54:37,487 --> 00:54:38,487 …Edd. 893 00:54:39,454 --> 00:54:40,497 So you know me know? 894 00:54:41,866 --> 00:54:43,117 Love, love, love wait! 895 00:54:43,277 --> 00:54:44,445 Why? 896 00:54:51,645 --> 00:54:52,938 Oh, pick up. 897 00:54:59,236 --> 00:55:00,236 Son, 898 00:55:00,446 --> 00:55:01,572 you have a problem, right? 899 00:55:03,323 --> 00:55:04,323 Tell me. 900 00:55:04,867 --> 00:55:06,577 You know I have a very wide understanding. 901 00:55:07,035 --> 00:55:08,161 We can talk about it. 902 00:55:08,162 --> 00:55:09,288 I’ll handle it. 903 00:55:12,750 --> 00:55:13,750 Well, Dad… 904 00:55:15,544 --> 00:55:16,782 I can’t get— 905 00:55:16,807 --> 00:55:19,142 Can’t get away from your low grades again? 906 00:55:19,531 --> 00:55:20,532 Damn it, son. 907 00:55:20,657 --> 00:55:22,617 Don’t tell me you’re still not graduating law? 908 00:55:22,801 --> 00:55:24,553 No, Dad. That’s not what I was going to say. 909 00:55:25,053 --> 00:55:26,053 What did you say? 910 00:55:26,638 --> 00:55:27,931 What I meant was, 911 00:55:28,432 --> 00:55:29,752 that’s not what I’m trying to say. 912 00:55:30,350 --> 00:55:31,350 Then what is it? 913 00:55:32,728 --> 00:55:33,728 Dad. 914 00:55:36,690 --> 00:55:38,001 - I can’t get my— - You can’t get— 915 00:55:38,025 --> 00:55:39,695 Susan’s been putting up with you, huh? 916 00:55:39,777 --> 00:55:41,277 That’s it, she’s fed up. She snapped. 917 00:55:41,278 --> 00:55:42,361 She ran out of patience. 918 00:55:42,362 --> 00:55:43,364 Damn you. 919 00:55:43,389 --> 00:55:44,829 Maybe the wedding won’t push through? 920 00:55:44,854 --> 00:55:46,800 We’ll be humiliated in front of our friends. 921 00:55:46,877 --> 00:55:49,077 What? No. The wedding is pushing through. 922 00:55:49,161 --> 00:55:50,537 Oh, very well then. 923 00:55:50,704 --> 00:55:51,704 So what’s the problem? 924 00:55:52,496 --> 00:55:53,997 Nothing. It’s okay. 925 00:55:54,333 --> 00:55:55,333 It’s okay now, Dad. 926 00:55:55,760 --> 00:55:57,720 See? That’s what I told you. You bounce back fast. 927 00:55:57,846 --> 00:56:00,746 I told you, every problem can be resolved. 928 00:56:00,771 --> 00:56:01,856 We’ll talk it out. 929 00:56:01,882 --> 00:56:03,342 I understand everything. 930 00:56:07,471 --> 00:56:08,471 Thank you, Dad. 931 00:56:08,514 --> 00:56:09,723 You're welcome, my son. 932 00:56:12,601 --> 00:56:13,684 Thank you for the advice. 933 00:56:13,685 --> 00:56:15,520 - Thank you. - You’re the best, Dad. 934 00:56:15,545 --> 00:56:16,562 I know, right? 935 00:56:16,563 --> 00:56:17,606 Thank you, son. 936 00:56:19,858 --> 00:56:20,858 Of course. 937 00:56:28,534 --> 00:56:30,160 Hello, Susan? 938 00:56:30,994 --> 00:56:31,994 Can we talk? 939 00:56:48,804 --> 00:56:49,804 Dear. 940 00:57:00,816 --> 00:57:01,817 You know what, dear? 941 00:57:02,484 --> 00:57:03,485 When you’re sad, 942 00:57:04,695 --> 00:57:05,696 Edd gets sad too. 943 00:57:08,907 --> 00:57:10,075 And when Edd is sad, 944 00:57:12,494 --> 00:57:13,494 I get sad as well. 945 00:57:15,205 --> 00:57:17,332 We have a problem, Uncle. 946 00:57:18,458 --> 00:57:19,458 Problem? 947 00:57:20,274 --> 00:57:22,671 Why? What did my son do? 948 00:57:28,844 --> 00:57:30,137 I caught him. 949 00:57:31,555 --> 00:57:33,557 A woman was on top of him. 950 00:57:37,603 --> 00:57:39,021 That kid… 951 00:57:40,355 --> 00:57:41,355 Oh dear, 952 00:57:41,481 --> 00:57:43,025 let me be the one to apologize to you. 953 00:57:44,610 --> 00:57:46,778 He really has foolishness and stupidity in him, 954 00:57:46,987 --> 00:57:48,030 that son of mine. 955 00:57:49,489 --> 00:57:50,649 But there's one thing I know. 956 00:57:52,200 --> 00:57:53,200 He loves you. 957 00:57:53,452 --> 00:57:55,328 So whatever it is that you saw, 958 00:57:55,353 --> 00:57:56,353 well… 959 00:57:56,747 --> 00:57:57,789 maybe there’s a reason. 960 00:57:57,998 --> 00:57:58,998 Or… 961 00:57:59,124 --> 00:58:00,375 an acceptable reason. 962 00:58:01,627 --> 00:58:02,920 I hope so too, Uncle. 963 00:58:05,339 --> 00:58:06,381 I hope you can fix it. 964 00:58:08,308 --> 00:58:09,526 If you didn’t know, 965 00:58:09,551 --> 00:58:11,845 we also went through something before, me and Edd’s mom. 966 00:58:13,388 --> 00:58:14,473 But we overcame it, 967 00:58:14,806 --> 00:58:17,267 because love prevailed between us. 968 00:58:18,477 --> 00:58:19,477 So if, 969 00:58:20,646 --> 00:58:21,646 if you love him, 970 00:58:23,023 --> 00:58:24,149 fight for him. 971 00:58:27,658 --> 00:58:28,958 Do you think, Uncle... 972 00:58:32,115 --> 00:58:34,785 should I still fight for what Edd and I have? 973 00:58:35,661 --> 00:58:36,661 You know, 974 00:58:36,912 --> 00:58:38,038 I’m sure 975 00:58:38,580 --> 00:58:40,039 he also regrets 976 00:58:40,040 --> 00:58:41,583 whatever he did. 977 00:58:42,668 --> 00:58:44,336 And I’m very, very sure, 978 00:58:45,045 --> 00:58:47,297 he’s really sad right now. 979 00:58:47,673 --> 00:58:49,261 Let’s celebrate! 980 00:58:50,008 --> 00:58:51,747 Cheers! 981 00:58:52,094 --> 00:58:53,387 Just enjoy life. 982 00:58:53,929 --> 00:58:54,929 Bottoms up! 983 00:58:58,558 --> 00:59:00,452 You’ve had so much drink, bro. 984 00:59:00,477 --> 00:59:02,595 - One more, one more. - I'm also done. 985 00:59:04,356 --> 00:59:05,607 You’re so weak. 986 00:59:07,192 --> 00:59:08,559 Let’s drink more. 987 00:59:09,069 --> 00:59:10,654 Do whatever you want. 988 00:59:11,405 --> 00:59:12,531 I need to take a shit. 989 00:59:13,031 --> 00:59:14,259 No, you're shit! 990 00:59:15,534 --> 00:59:17,119 Do whatever you want in your life. 991 00:59:17,411 --> 00:59:18,411 As for me… 992 00:59:18,912 --> 00:59:19,955 I’m happy. 993 00:59:53,739 --> 00:59:54,948 Ohh… 994 00:59:55,866 --> 00:59:57,909 So my hero is here. 995 01:00:02,195 --> 01:00:03,196 Mariposa? 996 01:00:03,950 --> 01:00:04,950 Ohh. 997 01:00:05,145 --> 01:00:06,145 You’re here. 998 01:00:09,463 --> 01:00:10,464 Are you okay? 999 01:00:18,909 --> 01:00:19,909 Are you okay? 1000 01:00:21,319 --> 01:00:22,319 It’s alright. 1001 01:00:31,153 --> 01:00:32,863 Wait, what are you doing? 1002 01:00:33,320 --> 01:00:34,784 Why are you tying me? 1003 01:00:35,370 --> 01:00:36,704 Don’t rape me. 1004 01:00:39,618 --> 01:00:41,411 Edd, how are you? 1005 01:00:43,413 --> 01:00:44,413 It’s like… 1006 01:00:44,748 --> 01:00:45,916 you smell like a hostess. 1007 01:00:48,198 --> 01:00:51,409 This is the perfume my boss gave me. 1008 01:00:52,422 --> 01:00:53,715 He sprays it on me 1009 01:00:55,092 --> 01:00:56,676 when we play in his hut. 1010 01:00:58,470 --> 01:00:59,470 Is that so? 1011 01:01:00,347 --> 01:01:01,347 Don’t worry. 1012 01:01:02,498 --> 01:01:04,416 I’ll find a way to get you out quickly. 1013 01:01:04,441 --> 01:01:05,441 I’m innocent. 1014 01:01:05,806 --> 01:01:06,891 I just want to be free. 1015 01:01:08,230 --> 01:01:09,230 Daddy, 1016 01:01:10,440 --> 01:01:11,926 I’m not a rapist. 1017 01:01:11,986 --> 01:01:13,926 I know that. I believe you, son. 1018 01:01:14,402 --> 01:01:15,987 I know how we raised you. 1019 01:01:17,030 --> 01:01:18,030 So… 1020 01:01:18,241 --> 01:01:19,825 I got the best lawyer. 1021 01:01:20,275 --> 01:01:21,275 I’m sure 1022 01:01:22,341 --> 01:01:23,717 she’ll win your case. 1023 01:01:23,829 --> 01:01:24,829 Really, Dad? 1024 01:01:25,413 --> 01:01:26,413 Who? 1025 01:01:36,925 --> 01:01:37,925 Susan. 1026 01:01:50,992 --> 01:01:52,493 Raise your right hand. 1027 01:01:53,316 --> 01:01:55,068 Left hand on the Bible. 1028 01:01:56,653 --> 01:02:00,423 I am Michelle P. Alfaro. 1029 01:02:00,552 --> 01:02:02,616 I solemnly swear 1030 01:02:02,617 --> 01:02:06,704 that everything I will say is nothing but the truth. 1031 01:02:06,705 --> 01:02:10,792 The whole truth and nothing but the truth. 1032 01:02:10,876 --> 01:02:12,419 So help me God. 1033 01:02:26,433 --> 01:02:27,433 Miss Alfa— 1034 01:02:33,773 --> 01:02:34,858 Miss Alfaro, 1035 01:02:35,525 --> 01:02:38,195 can you tell us 1036 01:02:38,570 --> 01:02:40,906 why you have brought this before the court? 1037 01:02:41,072 --> 01:02:43,240 Because I want to seek justice 1038 01:02:43,241 --> 01:02:45,911 for the sexual assault committed against me by Edward Mendez, 1039 01:02:46,161 --> 01:02:48,329 I have complete evidence, 1040 01:02:48,330 --> 01:02:49,538 a medico-legal report, 1041 01:02:49,539 --> 01:02:51,707 and a video that proves 1042 01:02:51,708 --> 01:02:53,543 what he did to me. 1043 01:02:54,461 --> 01:02:56,671 How did you record a video 1044 01:02:56,963 --> 01:02:58,673 of the supposed assault? 1045 01:03:00,425 --> 01:03:02,158 I was about to make a TikTok. 1046 01:03:02,552 --> 01:03:04,471 I set my phone down 1047 01:03:05,055 --> 01:03:06,514 and someone suddenly grabbed me. 1048 01:03:07,015 --> 01:03:08,015 Wait. 1049 01:03:08,767 --> 01:03:09,976 Who grabbed you? 1050 01:03:10,054 --> 01:03:11,075 Edward. 1051 01:03:11,100 --> 01:03:13,477 It was Edward Mendez who assaulted me. 1052 01:03:13,563 --> 01:03:14,563 Your Honor, 1053 01:03:14,773 --> 01:03:18,318 I would like to mark this video as Exhibit A. 1054 01:03:18,526 --> 01:03:20,153 And if you will allow, Your Honor, 1055 01:03:20,904 --> 01:03:22,297 can we play this video 1056 01:03:22,322 --> 01:03:24,615 - in this courtroom? - Objection, Your Honor! 1057 01:03:24,758 --> 01:03:26,760 Objection overruled! 1058 01:03:26,785 --> 01:03:28,245 You may proceed. 1059 01:03:50,725 --> 01:03:52,893 He took advantage of me the whole night. 1060 01:03:53,066 --> 01:03:54,066 That's not— 1061 01:03:55,021 --> 01:03:56,314 That's not true! 1062 01:03:57,399 --> 01:03:58,566 I didn't rape her! 1063 01:03:59,467 --> 01:04:01,177 That video is not real! 1064 01:04:01,278 --> 01:04:02,487 I’m not a rapist! 1065 01:04:03,184 --> 01:04:04,394 I’m not a rapist! 1066 01:04:05,721 --> 01:04:06,722 I didn't do it! 1067 01:04:09,494 --> 01:04:10,537 - Judge! - Huh? Order! 1068 01:04:10,562 --> 01:04:12,947 Order in the court! Let's have a break! 1069 01:04:13,223 --> 01:04:16,221 We will proceed in 15 minutes, okay? 1070 01:04:27,421 --> 01:04:28,421 Hey, witch! 1071 01:04:28,446 --> 01:04:30,448 - What are you doing here? - Why? 1072 01:04:30,473 --> 01:04:32,191 Are you the only one allowed to use the restroom? 1073 01:04:32,215 --> 01:04:34,842 How’s your rapist boyfriend? 1074 01:04:34,978 --> 01:04:37,105 Michelle P. Alfaro. 1075 01:04:37,156 --> 01:04:39,928 The only daughter of Mr. Alfaro. 1076 01:04:40,025 --> 01:04:41,315 a.k.a. 1077 01:04:41,340 --> 01:04:42,443 Boy Kindat. 1078 01:04:42,486 --> 01:04:43,503 Yes! 1079 01:04:43,528 --> 01:04:45,612 I’m Boy Kindat’s daughter! 1080 01:04:45,690 --> 01:04:47,024 What exactly is your motive? 1081 01:04:47,049 --> 01:04:49,617 Don’t you know how hurt I am? 1082 01:04:49,729 --> 01:04:51,355 That you don’t have a father? 1083 01:04:51,380 --> 01:04:52,839 That’s difficult! 1084 01:04:53,038 --> 01:04:54,204 Do you even understand? 1085 01:04:54,229 --> 01:04:55,481 So you’re getting revenge? 1086 01:04:55,683 --> 01:04:57,309 You still want to ruin me and Edd? 1087 01:04:57,334 --> 01:04:58,381 Revenge? 1088 01:04:58,406 --> 01:05:00,252 You’ve got some nerve! 1089 01:05:00,277 --> 01:05:01,820 I’m the one who’s the victim here! 1090 01:05:01,880 --> 01:05:04,423 I’m the one who was assaulted by your rapist boyfriend! 1091 01:05:04,484 --> 01:05:05,664 You’re crazy! 1092 01:05:06,041 --> 01:05:08,251 Huh! You don’t even know? 1093 01:05:08,762 --> 01:05:10,347 How your boyfriend 1094 01:05:10,680 --> 01:05:12,474 hurt me? 1095 01:05:13,769 --> 01:05:15,562 - Stop that! - [scoffs] 1096 01:05:17,187 --> 01:05:18,563 He still did that to me. 1097 01:05:18,772 --> 01:05:20,231 I said stop! 1098 01:05:21,024 --> 01:05:22,108 My… 1099 01:05:22,859 --> 01:05:24,527 - That’s enough! - huge melons! 1100 01:05:24,552 --> 01:05:26,053 Doesn’t it hurt you? 1101 01:05:26,339 --> 01:05:27,505 Your boyfriend! 1102 01:05:27,530 --> 01:05:28,947 Doing things with someone else? 1103 01:05:28,948 --> 01:05:30,342 You’re not even on my level! 1104 01:05:30,367 --> 01:05:31,658 Oh really? 1105 01:05:31,683 --> 01:05:32,810 Look at yourself! 1106 01:05:32,869 --> 01:05:35,621 At least your boyfriend got a taste of me! 1107 01:05:35,622 --> 01:05:37,686 I heard you two are getting married? 1108 01:05:39,667 --> 01:05:42,670 What did he do to me? He licked my melons! 1109 01:05:43,129 --> 01:05:44,964 - Really? - Yes! 1110 01:05:46,470 --> 01:05:47,805 Does it feel good? 1111 01:05:47,884 --> 01:05:48,884 Of course! 1112 01:05:50,220 --> 01:05:51,220 Excuse me! 1113 01:05:51,554 --> 01:05:52,847 I’ll just fix the pipe. 1114 01:05:54,265 --> 01:05:56,768 I’ve been trying to stop you, but you won’t listen. 1115 01:06:07,904 --> 01:06:11,199 Is it true you were extremely drunk the night you entered the motel? 1116 01:06:11,616 --> 01:06:13,618 Yes. I drank a lot. 1117 01:06:13,801 --> 01:06:16,012 And is it also true that because you were so drunk, 1118 01:06:16,130 --> 01:06:17,797 it was Miss Alfaro herself 1119 01:06:17,822 --> 01:06:19,533 who guided you into the motel? 1120 01:06:19,558 --> 01:06:20,558 Yes. 1121 01:06:21,418 --> 01:06:22,836 I don't even know how I got there. 1122 01:06:23,169 --> 01:06:24,754 And for sure, I couldn’t have raped her. 1123 01:06:24,879 --> 01:06:27,250 Impossible! And I can prove that! 1124 01:06:30,218 --> 01:06:31,803 Susan, I'm sorry. 1125 01:06:32,387 --> 01:06:34,097 I was wrong to keep things from you. 1126 01:06:34,639 --> 01:06:35,719 What are you talking about? 1127 01:06:36,349 --> 01:06:37,349 I have a secret. 1128 01:06:39,060 --> 01:06:40,145 This will prove 1129 01:06:40,520 --> 01:06:41,646 that I am innocent. 1130 01:06:41,813 --> 01:06:43,189 It’s a bit embarrassing. 1131 01:06:43,523 --> 01:06:45,191 But I think it’s okay 1132 01:06:45,859 --> 01:06:47,694 to say it now, since I’m already in court. 1133 01:06:48,319 --> 01:06:49,737 And right here in front of Susan 1134 01:06:50,155 --> 01:06:51,239 and everybody else. 1135 01:06:55,034 --> 01:06:56,119 Oh, Dad. 1136 01:06:57,328 --> 01:06:58,328 Hi, Dad. 1137 01:06:58,701 --> 01:07:00,119 It’s also okay 1138 01:07:00,582 --> 01:07:02,083 to say it in front of Dad. 1139 01:07:04,252 --> 01:07:05,253 Alright, here we go. 1140 01:07:08,756 --> 01:07:09,756 Oh. 1141 01:07:10,467 --> 01:07:11,467 Oh my god! 1142 01:07:14,471 --> 01:07:15,847 Are you willing to proceed? 1143 01:07:16,514 --> 01:07:18,057 Ah, uhm… 1144 01:07:18,766 --> 01:07:20,393 Yes, Your Honor. 1145 01:07:28,026 --> 01:07:29,326 I want you all to know, 1146 01:07:29,527 --> 01:07:30,527 I have… 1147 01:07:31,457 --> 01:07:32,750 erectile dysfunction. 1148 01:07:35,950 --> 01:07:37,100 I can't 1149 01:07:37,285 --> 01:07:38,661 - have a boner. - Let me see. 1150 01:07:39,204 --> 01:07:40,287 Yes, here. 1151 01:07:40,312 --> 01:07:41,312 Objection! 1152 01:07:42,415 --> 01:07:43,958 Your Honor, that’s only for me. 1153 01:07:44,626 --> 01:07:47,081 I’m sorry. I got carried away. 1154 01:07:47,430 --> 01:07:48,431 You may proceed. 1155 01:07:53,510 --> 01:07:56,136 Because of all the pressure from Dad to finish a course 1156 01:07:56,161 --> 01:07:57,704 I didn’t really want, 1157 01:07:57,926 --> 01:07:59,929 and to become a son he could be proud of. 1158 01:08:00,308 --> 01:08:01,308 I was also pressured 1159 01:08:02,519 --> 01:08:04,623 because I haven't accomplished anything like you, Susan. 1160 01:08:04,647 --> 01:08:06,232 I know I don’t deserve you. 1161 01:08:07,315 --> 01:08:08,315 But I love you. 1162 01:08:09,400 --> 01:08:10,400 I want to be 1163 01:08:10,485 --> 01:08:11,694 the perfect husband for you. 1164 01:08:12,612 --> 01:08:13,613 One that defends you. 1165 01:08:14,239 --> 01:08:15,479 The one that you can depend on. 1166 01:08:17,325 --> 01:08:18,565 I’m even willing to go to jail. 1167 01:08:20,370 --> 01:08:21,370 If it’s a crime 1168 01:08:21,704 --> 01:08:23,665 to give the ones you love what makes them happy. 1169 01:08:23,957 --> 01:08:24,957 So be it. 1170 01:08:26,084 --> 01:08:28,211 Even if I have to sacrifice my own dignity. 1171 01:08:28,416 --> 01:08:31,044 Yes. My thing no longer stands. 1172 01:08:31,798 --> 01:08:33,007 But I try to stand up 1173 01:08:33,550 --> 01:08:35,009 my family’s pride. 1174 01:08:35,499 --> 01:08:36,523 I try 1175 01:08:36,548 --> 01:08:39,718 to stand strong so my future wife can be proud of me. 1176 01:08:42,892 --> 01:08:44,561 I try to build 1177 01:08:45,895 --> 01:08:48,439 a dream for my future children. 1178 01:08:48,773 --> 01:08:49,899 All I ask… 1179 01:08:51,651 --> 01:08:52,902 is to get normal again. 1180 01:08:55,738 --> 01:08:56,906 Not for myself. 1181 01:08:58,625 --> 01:09:00,126 But for the people I love. 1182 01:09:10,545 --> 01:09:13,548 I have here a medical certificate 1183 01:09:13,673 --> 01:09:15,465 proving 1184 01:09:15,466 --> 01:09:19,550 that Mr. Edd Mendez has erectile dysfunction. 1185 01:09:20,513 --> 01:09:21,764 Attorney Lucas, 1186 01:09:22,056 --> 01:09:24,767 do you have any more witnesses to call? 1187 01:09:24,893 --> 01:09:25,893 Yes, Your Honor. 1188 01:09:26,853 --> 01:09:28,021 I would like to call 1189 01:09:28,605 --> 01:09:31,274 Mr. Jaime Magtulis to the stand, please. 1190 01:09:31,441 --> 01:09:32,609 Calling… 1191 01:09:33,151 --> 01:09:34,151 my penis. 1192 01:09:34,193 --> 01:09:36,738 My penis can now stand. 1193 01:09:37,739 --> 01:09:38,739 What? 1194 01:09:38,781 --> 01:09:40,199 Stand up, my penis. 1195 01:09:41,451 --> 01:09:42,785 The witness may stand. 1196 01:09:53,046 --> 01:09:54,714 Do you swear to tell the truth? 1197 01:09:55,173 --> 01:09:56,799 And nothing but the truth? 1198 01:09:57,425 --> 01:09:58,425 I do. 1199 01:10:04,682 --> 01:10:06,643 Mr. Jaime Magtulis, 1200 01:10:08,269 --> 01:10:10,647 is what Mr. Mendez said true? 1201 01:10:10,730 --> 01:10:11,730 Yes. 1202 01:10:12,523 --> 01:10:14,754 It’s true that Edd can't get a boner. 1203 01:10:15,610 --> 01:10:17,195 That’s why he came to me. 1204 01:10:17,570 --> 01:10:19,072 To help him fix his boner. 1205 01:10:19,238 --> 01:10:20,615 To save the wedding. 1206 01:10:21,532 --> 01:10:23,201 Especially their honeymoon. 1207 01:10:23,951 --> 01:10:25,119 I helped him... 1208 01:10:26,412 --> 01:10:28,706 But I didn’t touch or even look at it. 1209 01:10:30,346 --> 01:10:32,473 Maybe a little—just a bit. 1210 01:10:32,919 --> 01:10:33,919 Just a quick glance? 1211 01:10:33,944 --> 01:10:35,779 I don’t even remember what it looks like. 1212 01:10:35,941 --> 01:10:37,152 No contact. 1213 01:10:37,865 --> 01:10:39,700 I swear your honor, no contact at all. 1214 01:10:39,926 --> 01:10:40,926 No contact. 1215 01:10:44,514 --> 01:10:45,682 That’s all, Your Honor. 1216 01:10:50,279 --> 01:10:52,156 If you can’t get a boner, 1217 01:10:52,621 --> 01:10:55,457 and you say you didn’t raped Ms. Alfaro, 1218 01:10:56,381 --> 01:10:59,593 how do you explain the CCTV footage 1219 01:11:00,023 --> 01:11:02,025 showing you both entering the hotel 1220 01:11:02,448 --> 01:11:04,534 and the video of the alleged act? 1221 01:11:04,909 --> 01:11:05,909 Yes. 1222 01:11:06,035 --> 01:11:07,412 I was with her in the hotel. 1223 01:11:08,162 --> 01:11:09,413 I was extremely drunk. 1224 01:11:09,438 --> 01:11:10,689 I could barely even stand. 1225 01:11:10,832 --> 01:11:12,458 I don't even know how I got to her room. 1226 01:11:13,543 --> 01:11:14,543 That’s why I’m sure, 1227 01:11:15,044 --> 01:11:17,922 I’m not the one in the video with Mariposa. 1228 01:11:19,000 --> 01:11:21,044 The evidence looks very clear. 1229 01:11:21,300 --> 01:11:24,026 Can’t you man up and take responsibility for what you did? 1230 01:11:24,095 --> 01:11:25,346 Objection, your honor. 1231 01:11:25,763 --> 01:11:28,141 It is an irrelevant question, your honor. 1232 01:11:28,449 --> 01:11:29,449 And please, 1233 01:11:30,476 --> 01:11:31,811 turn off the video. 1234 01:11:32,562 --> 01:11:33,813 Objection sustained. 1235 01:11:33,996 --> 01:11:35,373 - Turn off the video. - Wait. 1236 01:11:35,398 --> 01:11:36,441 Don’t turn it off. 1237 01:11:42,989 --> 01:11:44,240 I knew it. 1238 01:11:44,949 --> 01:11:49,245 The tattoo on the shoulder of the guy with Mariposa looks familiar. 1239 01:11:49,454 --> 01:11:50,681 I don’t have a tattoo like that. 1240 01:11:50,705 --> 01:11:52,415 There’s only one person I know 1241 01:11:53,040 --> 01:11:54,709 who has a… cock-shaped tattoo. 1242 01:11:58,452 --> 01:12:01,622 Is the man you’re referring to inside this courtroom? 1243 01:12:05,446 --> 01:12:07,072 Yes, Your Honor. He’s here. 1244 01:12:14,228 --> 01:12:15,228 He disappeared. 1245 01:12:16,355 --> 01:12:17,355 He was just here. 1246 01:12:22,361 --> 01:12:24,614 Where were you on the night the incident happened? 1247 01:12:25,615 --> 01:12:26,783 At the hotel. 1248 01:12:29,368 --> 01:12:31,120 This is what really happened. 1249 01:12:32,388 --> 01:12:33,556 I was drunk back then. 1250 01:12:33,581 --> 01:12:34,581 And then… 1251 01:13:06,864 --> 01:13:08,825 I actually wanted to admit 1252 01:13:09,431 --> 01:13:11,093 that what I did was wrong. 1253 01:13:13,214 --> 01:13:14,799 But I was scared of going to jail. 1254 01:13:15,116 --> 01:13:18,282 I know what they do to rape convicts. 1255 01:13:18,307 --> 01:13:19,307 I know that too! 1256 01:13:22,001 --> 01:13:23,127 Order in the court. 1257 01:13:23,472 --> 01:13:25,309 I have nothing more to ask, your honor. 1258 01:13:26,734 --> 01:13:30,154 Because of the statement of Mr. Jaime Magtulis, 1259 01:13:30,378 --> 01:13:33,923 he will remain in police custody 1260 01:13:34,494 --> 01:13:36,955 while his case is being heard. 1261 01:13:36,980 --> 01:13:37,980 Wait! 1262 01:13:39,257 --> 01:13:40,383 The truth is, 1263 01:13:40,811 --> 01:13:42,437 I filed a case against Edd because 1264 01:13:42,849 --> 01:13:44,100 I was angry at Susan. 1265 01:13:44,468 --> 01:13:45,594 But honestly, 1266 01:13:45,692 --> 01:13:47,277 I enjoyed that night. 1267 01:13:47,472 --> 01:13:49,682 And no sexual assault happened, 1268 01:13:49,990 --> 01:13:51,610 so I am withdrawing the case. 1269 01:13:52,794 --> 01:13:53,794 So, 1270 01:13:53,819 --> 01:13:57,656 I think there is no more case left to discuss here. 1271 01:13:57,893 --> 01:13:59,416 Let’s make this formal. 1272 01:13:59,809 --> 01:14:04,655 Undoubtedly, the case is dismissed without prejudice. 1273 01:14:04,680 --> 01:14:05,680 Nice! 1274 01:14:07,884 --> 01:14:09,801 - I love you. - I love you too. 1275 01:14:18,157 --> 01:14:19,741 - Dad! - Congratulations. 1276 01:14:19,772 --> 01:14:20,904 Group hug. 1277 01:14:22,356 --> 01:14:24,475 I knew you could do it, Susan! 1278 01:14:24,500 --> 01:14:27,503 To Susan! 1279 01:14:27,528 --> 01:14:29,589 To Susan! 1280 01:14:29,614 --> 01:14:31,406 To Susan! 1281 01:14:31,407 --> 01:14:34,785 - To Susan! - To Susan! 1282 01:14:46,380 --> 01:14:47,506 You may kiss the bride. 1283 01:15:08,027 --> 01:15:09,737 Thank you for not giving up on me. 1284 01:15:10,262 --> 01:15:11,262 I love you. 1285 01:15:11,760 --> 01:15:12,803 They say, 1286 01:15:14,146 --> 01:15:16,065 when you love someone, you fight for them. 1287 01:15:16,763 --> 01:15:17,763 But now, 1288 01:15:19,371 --> 01:15:20,705 you’re going to have to fight me. 1289 01:15:26,533 --> 01:15:27,533 Sorry. 1290 01:15:28,839 --> 01:15:30,925 Looks like I might ruin our night. 1291 01:15:34,334 --> 01:15:36,544 You know, I’ve been wanting you for so long. 1292 01:15:37,850 --> 01:15:40,353 And I don’t care whether that thing stands or not. 1293 01:15:41,203 --> 01:15:42,370 All I know is, 1294 01:15:43,565 --> 01:15:44,858 you’re mine tonight. 1295 01:16:17,164 --> 01:16:20,000 Love, Bruce is becoming incredible again. 1296 01:17:36,065 --> 01:17:38,024 - Love you. - Love you too.